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To be 8 again(ZT)

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发表于 2011-12-6 13:41:02 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式
本帖最后由 luvski 于 2011-12-6 14:41 编辑

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror ..

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you f@*#*! retard!!!!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
沙发
发表于 2011-12-6 13:54:57 | 只看该作者
本帖最后由 b-p 于 2011-12-6 13:56 编辑

太搞笑了,包袱甩的真好
板凳
发表于 2011-12-6 13:57:41 | 只看该作者
I believe the reason men are always wrong is that women are  always right.
地板
发表于 2011-12-6 15:15:00 | 只看该作者
I believe the reason is that women have difficult time to say things crystal clear.

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even not clear, for sure someone can understand it, it is been called "soul mate"  发表于 2011-12-6 15:16
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发表于 2011-12-6 16:31:30 | 只看该作者
luvski 发表于 2011-12-6 13:41
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirro ...

还是老外要求比较低,不象某些同雪2都不满意,非要0,恨不得00.
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发表于 2011-12-6 17:35:07 | 只看该作者
想起来有本书叫“男人来自火星 女人来自金星”,通常我们以为对方理解了意思,但却不知道其实是理解错误了。
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