INSTALLING HUSBAND ! A woman writes to the IT Technical support.....

snow

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0.& I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower & jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 & Personal Attention 6.5, & then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 & CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, & Housecleaning 2.6simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,

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REPLY

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, ,Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: .ithoughtyoulovedme. html &try to downloadTears 6.2 & do not forget to install theGuilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed,Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 & Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT  in  any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall theBoyfriend 5.0. These are unsupported applications &will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory & cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory &performance.

We recommend: Cooking 3.0. & Good Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

arooga

兼容性和稳定性很重要

几亩瓜

Hi, Madam

One more important thing I have to remind you that:

For your husband 1.0 system, which is determined that will be very easily infected by current popular virus alpine ski 0.1.

As observed, those virus will continually upgrade its version quickly, which is cause big problem for current anti-virus  software develop industrial.  

BTW: even previous mentioned Tears 6.2 and guilt 3.0 has no idea on current situation.

Best wish and good luck madam

EasySummer

Change a new computer and a new husband.

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EasySummer 发表于 2011-5-6 20:34
Change a new computer and a new husband.

Phoenixtear

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no need to change computer, just uninstall the husband and install a new one, will probably fix the problem