标题: A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops [打印本页] 作者: cc. 时间: 2010-12-31 10:45 标题: A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops Happy 2011 - 英文搞笑，翻译却更加残暴
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops
. On my desk, I have a work station..
公车站呀公车停。火车站呀火车停。俺桌上有个工作站…
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
直译：在这个世界上,我最不愿意做的事就是伤害你,但是这件事仍在我的考虑之列。
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
光总是比声音跑的快点....这就是为嘛有些SB只有在开口说话之后你才发现...
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
你要是觉得没人在乎你的死活,那你不妨尝试一下跟你的债主玩躲猫猫~~
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
要是我听你的，咱俩就都2B了。
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
瞅见个姐姐，胸前衣服上写着“Guess”...俺就问了一句：“...隆过？”
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
银行就是当你证明了你不差钱的时候可以借钱给你的地方
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
无愧于心哈？记性不好吧？
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
临危忽然微笑的那谁，定是找到替罪羊鸟~
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
有些人一来大家就开心了；有些人一走大家就开心了。
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
每一个成功的男人背后都有一个女人。每一个翻了船的成功男人背后往往是另一个女人。
Boy asked his father "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father :"I don't know son, I'm still paying."
儿子问他爹：“爸，结婚到底要花多少钱啊？”他爸说：“儿啊，我真不知道...没看见我还在交钱吗？”
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
有人说“打不过，就合作”。我说“打不过，也要打”。因为丫们指望你加入，得来点惊喜~！
Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."
豪马克卡上的话：没有你我痛苦万分，正如你就在此处
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
记着吧……世界要不恶心，我们早被吐掉了。
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
别人是指哪儿打哪儿，我是打哪儿指哪儿。 作者: vicboy™ 时间: 2010-12-31 10:54
从监狱里出来了? 作者: skisnowboardca 时间: 2010-12-31 10:54
哈哈~~~ 沙发~~~~